Errr...what almost missed the month deadline

Whoaaa sorry for the lack of posts I was addicted to farmville//cafeworld and you know how that goes. Pretty weak comeback in the blogging world but and a butt is a beautiful thing I will try very, very, very, much harder...soooo....please don't punish me (Whips and chains plz :P) Don't you worry though I didn't forget to post for February. Also, I have been fighting grubs in my yard :(

First things first. Happy New Year!
I was stumbling around the net today and I accidentally (really it was :P) came across one of those websites that illustrate the human mating ritual. The website had purple/pink flashing lights, intricate artwork depicting all types of anatomy, and many many many animated .gifs of a female human inserting what looked like a large meat product with tiny oval appendages attached to a non-proportionate male human holding a sign "saying click me." Entranced by this cornucopia of visual stimulation I did what the bearer of the cylindrical meat product holding the sign told me to do....I click on it (the sign that is).... I was quickly transported to a new land of intrigue prefaced by an instrumental .wav file of Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous." At first I was disoriented by my new unfamiliar surroundings (ya right!) butt I quickly became accustom. I remember as a teen I would find such a treasure of skin and body parts in the scrambled mess that was an illegal cable channel. Anywhoo back to the story.... As Yoda would say "Seduced was the young Jedi" and with a bada bing I was watching two young people enjoying the very public romantic dance that a salami and taco only can have. As the excitement peaked (close your eyes binky) I noticed a 3rd party in the background watching the show and using a utensil that looked like a hammer. Boy o boy was she enjoying the show. Trudy as I came to name her, mostly because she reminded me of that Facts of Life girl (old 80's show Binky) was really hammering her....well she was really hammering herself and let me tell ya she was a one woman carpenter. Initially, I was embarrassed for Trudy butt then I realized why not? I mean if the salami and taco want to put on a public show then why can't Trudy and yours truly watch it? So that's what we did. Me and my virtual friend decided to enjoy the new atmosphere of freedom where we were welcome to explore the very depts of....our depts???......Ahhhemmm...You go Trudy get'em girl show that taco no mercy! As for me I must say that the end of my adventure had the happiest of endings :)

Whoaaa (Insert Joey Lawrence Whoaa here)....is this mic on???

Helllooooo?

Testing 1,2,3...Testing

Binky you there?

Hmmm.  Dunno if anyone is out there who remembers me.  Seems like everyone I knew packed up and left also. 

I'm back.  Errr....acheemm....I'm back...hrphm...let me try this one more time I AM FRIGGN BACK!!!!

Sorry Binky I didn't see you there.  I didn't know if you were there or not. 

What do you mean you don't care that I am back. That' s not nice Binky. 

Why did I come back? To tell you the truth, I don't have a good answer.  

Ok Binky, I know the world doesn't need another blogger, especially a retired one who just left without saying goodbye   :(

What do you mean forget me and who needs TheSugarV.......

Binky I am sorry.... it had to be this way.  I mean it was the way it was supposed to be.  We are all cogs in the machine and we all have parts to play.  It is the very nature of things.  It is ebb and flow, the undulations of space and thwarting tick tock of time.  That was my role back then just as it is my role now to return.  Plus reading these posts in chronological order will appear as if no time went by.  You know like stepping through one of those Stargat....errr...wormhole thingys (Wheeew.. almost a trademark violation there).

So I hope you are not too mad.   I hope these past 2 yrs treated you kindly.  The last 2yrs kinda kicked me around, but I am ok.   You know that old saying "Whatever doesn't kill ya only makes you crave apple strudel."

Yes Binky, TheNebraskaGirl is with me and more beautiful than ever.  Only thing is that she doesn't go by TheNebraskaGirl anymore.  You know what Binky?  For you and only for you let's keep her as TheNebraskaGirl.

So you ready Binky?  This is gonna be SugarCubes v 2.0. I am gonna have to warn you this isn't your mamas old SugarCubes.  No more self censoring and selecting words...err selectively?  It's a free for all of thought and opinion where all are welcome whether or not the opinion is liked (namely my opinion(s)).   

(Cue return music)(Preferably with those big drum things and a guy wearing a Spaceballs helmet).

So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen I give you "SugarCubes Episode V: The Sugar strikes back"    

P.S. WTF!?!  Ellen was the fifth cylon?

Ha...I got one in (blog that is...get your mind out of the gutter please!) before the end of the month and the new year. Anywhoo...a good butt slightly gay buddy of mine reminded me of the human connection. That's funny eh....slightly gay and human connection. There is a joke in there somewhere..Anyway my slightly gay buddy reminded me that sometimes you get caught up in your own lil world that you forget about the ones that connect you to......you. So to my slightly gay buddy this toast is for you. Cheers and Cheers to all of yous out there Happy New Year!!!

p.s. I will write that funny story soon I promise ;-P

Hey Wait up I gotta story to tell ya....

You know what????? I'd rather be a poor artist than a debited professional......You know what constitutes a perfect night?????? Laying on the living room floor listening to the Beatles and drinking wine...Now I need to learn how to ride a motorcycle.