Man boobs???....What is up with man boobs? Fifteen years ago man boobs were rare and only apparent because of some hormonal imbalance. Now you find them on every Tom, Raul, and Bob. It is some sort of epidemic. Could it be that women have become more bisexual these days and are looking for the exotic boob and penis combo? They want a little balloon play while hiding the sausage? I don’t know I can’t figure it out, butt boobs these days seem to be equal opportunity. What’s up with digital pictures? My friend Walsh (eBay superhero) told me that people are not saving pictures on discs anymore. Instead they are saving them on hard drives. I don’t know about you butt a hard drive????? WTF man what is the world coming to? Anywhoo did you ever notice how people do stupid things in front of a camera or how people won’t smile. I mean come one it’s a f’n picture you gotta smile. On the other hand people like me have one pose in every picture. It’s what I call my drop dread dead cool pose. You look up smile and stick out the crotchal area. Speaking about eBay…Wow how exciting! I never really did it but wow! The bidding wars at the end are sooo damn exciting. It makes you want to sell/buy something and smack a sausage.